Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months. Chris: It's spooky sleeping out at night in the woods. Chris If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want to. Rounding off the quartet is Corey Feldman who stars as Teddy Duchamp, a rather screwed-up kid whose father is taking residence in a mental hospital. Vern Tessio Teddy Duchamp Gordie Lachance is the protagonist in the story. Vern Tessio from Stand By Me So let's just say that I stole the milk money, but Old Lady Simmons stole it back from me. Quotes.net. : Bill Travis Vern: Come on you guys. Teddy: Have you guys been watching The Mickey Mouse Club lately? Ray Brower is the name of the child who has gone missing and is presumed to be dead. : Gordie? [the boys get dressed and Gordie is recovering from fainting] My dad hates me. His parents wish that it is he, not his brother that died. What time is it, Gordie? What are you doing there?! Paladin, Paladin where do you roam? : They just keep wagon training. : No but this is. , : Gordie Then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you? : [Vern gets to his feet] GO! Wanting to be heroes in each other's and their hometown's eyes, they set out on an unforgettable two-day trek. To escape this, they return to nature to be children and to prove a point to the entire town that has dragged them down to their "small town" thinking. Yeah! He fought on the beaches of Normandy. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time. Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. I don't shut up. That's 5 miles down the river, you go 5 miles down the river you gotta walk 5 miles back! He can be very sheepish and anixous and normally takes the back seat in the group. Gordie Lachance. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. + "Aw, he's cute!" Crowd How did the boys describe seeing a dead body for the first time. Vern Chris: Yeah. Gordie It's a stupid wasted time! He stormed the beach, you f*ggot! Boom-baba-boom-baba [They fall silent as Lardass glares at them, but then they resume their mockery as soon as he starts moving again]. If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? Charlie Hogan: I bet you a thousand bucks, they'll find him before then. Did your mother have any kids that lived? Cherry flavor Pez. While nine months of trying to find a quart jar of pennies that he apparently buried under his house at the beginning of a school year, he heard his brother talking to a fellow gang . I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. He was carrying five elephants in one hand! Mayor Grundy Come on, man! Teddy: Oh, sh*t! Gordie: Okay, odd man goes? A knight without amour in a savage land. What do you need a comb for?! Teddy: Did your mother ever have any kids that lived? That's not the secret knock. Chris Paratroops, over the side! Jesus, does anybody? Billy told me they was flippin' for beers, and they came up with a goocher before they got into the car. I wasn't. Just maybe. What? They are afflicted with a bad name, Vern being the brother of a member of Ace Merrill's gang and Teddy being the son of a "loony", but neither of them actually struggle to break free from those prejudices. Eyeball: Would you hold still? : Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy! What are you cracked? Teddy He is the most eccentric one of the group with a hearing aid and huge . Come on, guys. And all your fathers are gonna get a call from me, except for the loony up in Togus. She weighs over three hundred pounds. , , He has a tight-knit group of friends (Gordie, Chris, and Teddy) who lend a helping hand in keeping him safe. You don't even have any hair!" Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp [Tag: hair ] more on this quote "- Teddy: This is my age! [Gordie starts running] You! Just grow back your legs, summon up your demons, come on hit, fight me! Hey, you kid! I brought the comb! Donelley Twin Boom-baba-boom-baba-boom. It's 1960 in the fictional town of Castle Rock, Maine. Vern Tessio Stand by Me is filled with complications for each of the boys. Vern Tessio. Teddy: Come on, Choppy! You're Teddy Duchamp. Teddy: Two for flinching. Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Vern Tessio. There's no doubt about it. Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite. Teddy: All right, Chambers, you just signed your own death warrant. I'm no good." "Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood." This quote by Gordie as an adult sums up his whole life. I'LL KILL YOU! He is confronted by his problems again in the train track scene when Gordie hears the train come . Go on, move it! Oh, man! Eat shit! Nine months, man. What time is it, Gordie? Everything was there and around us. That happens sometimes. Teddy Denny was the one he cared about, and don't try to tell me different! Gordie: [quietly, aiming the gun at Ace] Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood. Teddy Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they don't really get anywhere? Milo: You come on and try it, you slimy bastard. Go! : What's Goofy? Done! Pez. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once! The king of the pussies wants to go back too! What the hell is Goofy? The Donnelley twins barfed on each other, and the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. He has been hit by a train and likely killed instantly . Vern - Ace: What are you gonna do? I brought the comb! : Web. 22. Chris asks the boys if they sit at a separate table to you and Chris. Gordie Mayor Grundy : And you know this one time Vern: Yeah, yeah, right. You use your left hand or your right hand for that? Teddy: I'm gonna rip your head off and SH*T down your neck! What did I say? Just like the woods, death can be a scary thing. Chris: I just wish I could go someplace where nobody knows me. 17 A boy with chubby cheeks ( (I LOVE VERNO)) dropped his head quickly when you two made eye contact. Vern It'd be a small meal. : [gets Vern on his feet as the train starts to come onto the bridge] MOVE IT! Teddy: [lunges again, but the others restrain him again] I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!! Gordie: F*** writing, I don't want to be a writer. Huh? Vern is overweight, and does contribute to his emotional issues, but really doesn't anything about them. : [reaches up and dunks Vern while laughing crazily] You want some more?! Last week, he entered a fast food restaurant. Cherry-flavored Pez. Milo: Come back here! Vern [singing the ending song to their western] Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began to imagine that he wasn't eating pies. But their safety gets called into question when they embark on a journey through the woods to find the supposed dead body of a missing kid. If he had one. Teddy Smart guys. It's his glands. Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? Jerry O' Connell is Vern Tessio, an overly-enthusiastic youngster who is often the butt of the other boys' jokes. Chris: He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you and then take you to the cops! You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Chris: Not me. [punches Vern in the arm twice], [The boys stop and stare into the distance]. The Writer When Gordie was twelve, he couldn't imagine a world but what he already knew. He and his friends went on an adventure on February 11th, 2019, during the attacks of Donald Trump. Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel. My father stormed the beach at Normandy! Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothin', Mighty Mouse is a cartoon, Superman is a real guy, no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Vern Gordie Teddy: What are you, crazy? Run! : They just let him in. But only if you measure in terms of years. GET UP!!!! Chris: He wants you to come over there so he can beat the piss out of you and take you to the cops. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Teddy Teddy : Friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant., - Gordie: Fuck writing, I don't want to be a. He is a preteenaged boy who is shy and overweight. The Writer: [voiceover] Chopper was my first lesson in the vast difference between myth and reality. Vern overhears the story of the body (from his brother Billy and Billy's buddy Charlie Hogan) while looking for a missing jar of pennies he's buried under the family porch.